Have You Ever Given God His Flowers?
There’s something sacred about standing before a hill so uniquely shaped, that you can only conclude this wasn’t made in China. God made it.
Before we get into trail descriptions or travel tips, let me ask: Have you ever just looked at nature and decided to give God His flowers? Let me tell you, God is the G.O.A.T. artist (Greatest of All Time). He didn’t just create the world in six days and call it done. He styled it, curated it, and left His signature all over it. And in my humble opinion, Mount Kalembwani is one of His boldest autographs.
Mount Kalembwani: The Armchair in Kamba Land
Located in Salama, Makueni County, just off Mombasa Road, Mount Kalembwani is a hill that has become affectionately known as “The Armchair.” Why? Because when you look at it, especially from a distance it looks like a seat carved out of the earth. It has a raised armrest, a slanted backrest, and a flat top that practically invites you to sit and reflect on life (or catch your breath).
It’s one of those features you can’t unsee once it’s pointed out and once you notice it, you can’t help but admire it. You start to realize: that this isn’t just a hill. It’s a handcrafted throne. A quiet masterpiece in the middle of Kamba land.
The Hike: A Little Sweat, a Lot of Spirit
Let’s talk about the hike. I won't drown you in elevation stats or technical jargon, because truthfully, Mount Kalembwani isn’t about how high you climb it's about what you feel when you do.
Here’s what to expect:
- Terrain: Rugged and wild, with a few steep ascents
- Weather: Cold in the morning, hot by noon (classic Kamba climate)
- Effort: Manageable for beginners with some grit, fun for experienced hikers looking to slow down
After climbing the main “armchair,” your stamina and strength will be tested with the other two hills that feel like torture.....just kidding. It’s not too hard, but it's not exactly a walk in the park either. If you’ve hiked Mount Kenya, this will feel like a light jog but don’t forget your snacks and glucose, just in case.
And when you finally reach the top, with a view that stretches beyond Salama town, your legs may be tired, but your soul? Refreshed.
Spiritual Scenery and Honest Thoughts
There’s something poetic about nature that man-made destinations just can’t replicate. On that hilltop, I had a moment of one of those quiet, divine pauses. I wasn’t worried about work or Wi-Fi or my next deadline. I was just… still. Watching the horizon, feeling the wind, and thinking: “This is what peace looks like.”
It also got me thinking about the matrix we live in you know, that cycle where we work hard, pay bills, and barely find time to breathe, let alone travel. I wish I could say I’ve hiked half the hills in Kenya, but like many of you, time and money have a say.
Still, God gives us glimpses of moments like these hikes where we’re reminded that the world is bigger than our bank accounts. And if you're lucky enough to work in travel, as I do, sometimes those blessings come unexpectedly, like a free slot on a hiking trip to a hill that looks like it belongs in God’s living room.
What to Pack for Mount Kalembwani
If you’re planning to conquer the “armchair,” here’s your checklist:
- Good hiking shoes (the ground is no joke)
- Water and maybe an energy drink
- Layered clothing for shifting weather
- A sunhat and sunscreen for the afternoon heat
- Camera or phone (trust me, the pics will be worth it)
- Faith and good vibes (you’ll need both)
Pro tip: don’t hike alone. Bring a group, share snacks, tell jokes, and sing if you must. Hiking is better with the community.
Why This Hill Deserves More Hype
We’ve all heard about Longonot, Ngong Hills, and even Elephant Hill. But Mount Kalembwani remains an underrated gem. No big signs, no loud tourists just you, nature, and a hill that’s shaped like a recliner.
Here’s why it should be on your list:
- It's unique shape-wise and spiritually
- It's accessible from Nairobi, about 2 hours away
- It's uncrowded perfect for solitude seekers
- It’s photogenic hello, Instagram!
And yes, it might not be listed as one of the Seven Wonders of the World, but trust me it’s a wonder in its own right.
So, Want to Hike It With Me?
Maybe you’re craving fresh air. Perhaps you’re tired of screens. Or maybe, just maybe, you’re looking for a quiet place to reconnect with your soul.
If that sounds like you let’s go. Hit me up. We’ll lace up, climb up, and laugh our way to the top. I promise there will be snacks, probably some exaggerated wheezing, and definitely, a moment where you look out and whisper, “Wow. God, You did that.”
Final Thoughts: God’s Art, Our Adventure
Mount Kalembwani reminded me of something I sometimes forget: God still creates. Not just in sunsets or oceans, but in quirky little hills shaped like chairs in the heart of Makueni. He writes His name into the land so we can pause, breathe, and remember who we are.
So next time the matrix gets loud and life feels heavy, take a detour. Head to a hill. Sit in God’s armchair. And give Him His flowers.
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